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Don’t Go There

8/31/2020

The German doctor was nice enough. His office was down the road from our village. I drove myself to my appointments through narrow cobblestone streets.

We lived with our two oldest children on one side of a multi-level triplex. On the other side of the triplex, was Jim’s twin brother, his English wife & 2 little kids.

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The Wall Of Food

8/28/2020

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My wonderful gardener Alex came over one day late last summer.

He had his eye on our side yard - a place where we kept leftover stuff - the empty plastic pots my Girl Crush left me when she moved away last summer, the screens for our windows, a wheelbarrow we bought so Max could move sandbags during the Snowpocalypse melt a couple of years back.

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Are You Dead Down There?

8/25/2020

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HER: I just don’t want him touching me down there.

ME: I get it, he’s been telling you that you have a low libido.

Women say the words “down there” all the time when they talk to me. I’m used to it now, but in the past, I thought they were talking about a story trending out of Australia.

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Ready To Get Back On The Bike?

8/24/2020

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I had cycle-phobia. Where I live in Bend, the roads are packed with bike riders, some of them fit and sporty, some of them old ladies riding curiously fast on e-bikes. I’ve been stressed out watching them. I try not to hit them with my Jeep. I curse at them under my breath when they swerve into traffic.

I’ve felt so nervous about all the bikes that I said to Jim the other day “Bike riding is dangerous. Maybe I’m too old to ride”.

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That Day I Got Naked.

8/20/2020

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I took my panties off at the front of the room. Behind me were my classmates – all 20 of them, men and women.

In front of me was a massive mirror – maybe 8 feet tall by 4 feet wide. I knew the instructions: face the mirror, take my clothes off piece by piece, and say what I was thinking out loud.

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