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Grateful To Be Alive

11/26/2020

I’d just finished a nursing home visit as the sales rep for a local hospice company.

(I know, yuck on so many levels.)

I got into my green Honda Odyssey. It was strangely clean. Put my bag on the passenger seat and got a lemon drop out of my purse. I put the lemon drop into my mouth and started driving. I was alone.

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Something From The Past Is Keeping You Stuck

11/25/2020

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Her: You always criticized me when I tried to spice up our love life.

Him: Are you talking about what happened when we first got married?

Her: Yes, I just wanted to try a toy in the bedroom with you once in a while.

Him: I thought you were trying to replace me.

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Marionette Sex

11/20/2020

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Hanging from the ceiling can be kinky. But not this time.

She was the puppeteer. And her body moved like a marionette from invisible strings as she looked at herself in the bed without emotion or feeling.

The puppet went through the motions. It looked alive. But it was only carved wood and bits of cloth with a painted-on face.

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How The Dishwasher Is Ruining Your Sex Life.

11/18/2020

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Him: Why can’t anyone in this house stack the bowls correctly? It drives me crazy!

You: Cereal bowls again? Really? With everything that’s going on in the world? I can’t believe you spend one minute stressing about that!

Him: I wouldn’t if you’d just pay some attention to what I’ve asked you OVER and OVER.

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Erection 2020

11/17/2020

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Erection 2020. The center of the Universe. Everybody’s thinking about it.

Erections get our attention. They can be powerful and impactful. And they’re not always the same from year to year.

Sometimes they’re just right and we get everything we’re expecting. Sometimes they’re over too soon, like with our ex-husbands.

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