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Ever Wished There Was A Female Viagra?

9/28/2020

Ever wished there was a female Viagra?

I hear it all the time in my practice.

“Why isn’t there a female Viagra?” Kinda like why isn’t there a magic pill to reverse weight gain - the opposite of the “blow candy” my mom used to warn me about.

One-piece and poof! You’re 23 with great breasts and a flat belly. Uber hot.

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I Told My Mom We Were Having Sex

9/28/2020

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I told my mom we were having sex. Actually, my boyfriend and I told her together, but mostly he sat on the edge of my bed, looking more or less terrified while I talked.

My boyfriend was a Good Catholic Boy.

I wasn’t good. At all.

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He Wasn't Actually Gay

9/22/2020

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“He won’t have sex with me,” she said.

I see lots of couples where the guy isn’t interested in physical intimacy even though people say it’s only women who say “no” to sex in marriage.

Guys say “no” a lot, too.

“He’s in the office with his team all day. I’m a Pilates teacher."

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Jane’s Staring At That Naked Guy

9/22/2020

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“Jane’s staring at that naked guy,” she said.

He wasn’t actually naked, but I was staring. He had climbed up the rocks over a swimming hole and was ready to jump. And he was soaking wet, wearing plain white boxers. I guess I could see it all.

I don’t remember that part. I only remember all my friends turning to look at me, pointing and calling me out.

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The Bad Thigh Pic

9/22/2020

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We got back from our trip to Cozumel with lots of memories. I loved diving the Palancar Reef. Had tons of fun exploring Tulum. Hot weather. White beaches.

We were newlyweds.

Jim and I got home with a poster of the island and killer sunburns. I’m sure my fair skin is still suffering from the sun damage.

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