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Are Things Sagging?

8/18/2020

“Your skin’s sagging. It'll never be tight again” That’s what he said. At least that’s what she said he said. He denied it. But she was sure. I could see it in her eyes.

She’d worked hard to lose a few extra pounds. Got the weight off. But when he saw her body, what he saw was sag.

Devastating.

A Pacific Crest Trail story

8/17/2020

“I haven’t felt them in 3 months. They’re numb” She was talking about her feet. I guess that means they got numb halfway between Mexico and Mt. Hood.

Her: Is this campground just for car people?

Me: No, it’s open to everyone. Are you a Through Hiker?

Why Porn Is Like McDonald’s

8/14/2020

Can you say “Supersize that?”

The Golden Arches are a staple all over the world. Low barrier to entry. Just drive up, place your order and you’re on your way.

No attitude at check out.

Don’t even have to put on a clean t-shirt to make it happen.

Dad, Are You A Second Class Citizen?

8/12/2020

Bellatazza’s marionberry scones are on point. I don’t know where they get them, but they’re heartbreakers.

Jim and I’ve been walking to get coffee at Bellatazza all summer. Mocha for him. Large whole milk decaf for me, plus a berry scone in a sweet white sack.

It’s a sweet ritual.

Need A Patch Job?

8/11/2020

The blue jays exploded onto the scene.

They were like a flock of Elton John fan boys dressed in gaudy feathers. Out of nowhere, our front yard was filled with crazy blue birds swooping and dive bombing.

Jim said, “Damn blue jays. I can’t catch a break with this lawn. They’re eating all the seeds.”

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